Subject: FW: WHY GOD
NEVER GOT TENURE
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>1. He only had one major publication.
>2. It was in Hebrew.
>3. It had no references.
>4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
>5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
>6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done
>since then?
>7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
>8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His
>results.
>9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
>subjects.
>10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by
>drowning the subjects.
>11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from
>the sample.
>12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
>13. Some say He had His son teach the class.
>14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
>15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
>His tests.
>16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
>mountaintop.
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