Like I don't have enough to do, now I got to pencil Mick and the boyz in.
Or when you thought it was safe to preach at rock concerts, the Rolling Stones are back....again. How many times must we preach at their last concert?
Click here for dates and cities: http://www.iorr.org/tour05/
1) These guys are so old, that the handicap parking must accommodate over 60,000 vehicles.
These guys are so old, that they used to take drugs before the concert, and now their doctor recommends they take them during the concert too.
2) These guys are so old, that I think Ben Gay is sponsoring this one.
3) These guys are so old, that I believe Benny Hinn is joining them for a healing service in the stadium after the concert.
4) These guys are so old, that I think the "Gray Panthers" will be the event security.
5) These guys are so old, that instead of selling beer, the stadium will sell Milk of Magnesia.
6) These guys are so old, that lawyers recommended a 20 minute nap in between songs. 7) These guys are so old, that ambulances will drop off more people than limos.
8) These guys are so old, that Vegas is taking bets that one of the four will die before the tour hits Ohio.
9) These guys are so old, that if one or all die during the tour, who will notice?
---------- "Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org
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