DAVEH: Passing is for young football players, and race car drivers,
Terry. I don't think you qualify in either instance. Listen Terry,
don't you realize that the older you get, the worse your eyesight will
become. Just let those giggling scantily clad young ladies read the
mic for you! You wouldn't want to risk making an error while trying to
read all those little numbers, would you! Now do you see how a good
set of leathers will solve all your problems!
Terry Clifton wrote:
The price seems modest,Dave, and I appreciate your offer, but I find it
distracting to have to fight off scantily clad young ladies while
trying to read a micrometer. Afraid I will have to pass.
Terry
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Dave Hansen wrote:
DAVEH: Have you never heard the cliche.......to make big bucks,
you need to spend big bucks? Perhaps your fortunes would change
if you were properly attired, Terry. Think of how attractive you will
be to your (especially female) customers if you wear a leather pair of
trousers and perhaps leather shirt. The posh smell of a good quality
set of leathers will mask the foul oder of all that oils and metal that
permeates every crevice of your dusty shop. Nothing says class like a
nice set of leathers to improve your image, eh! Customers will
consider you upscale, and hasten to empty their wallets into the wagon
in which you will be using to haul their offerings to the bank. Just
how can you go wrong when dressed to the 9s in a spiffy set of
leathers, Terry!!!
BTW....I must warn you to exercise extreme caution when wearing our
leathers near ladies other than your wife, as they are often strongly
attracted to the animal magnetism of leather covered cads such as I
envision you to be after ordering a custom set of our leathers. Who
knows what havoc your persona will generate with all those young writhe
bodies ooooooohing and aaaaaaahing over your leather clad physique! In
short Terry, a set of our leathers is going to make you simply
irresistible!
So.....Let me offer assistance in your quest to become more
successful. I can build you a set of leathers that will help you
achieve your full potential, and give you the air of confidence you so
richly deserve if you will just let me, Terry. I look forward to
receiving your impending order and am anxious to point you in the
direction of financial success! (And Terry.....Please don't forget to
enclose a big check with initial your order, as it will only speed you
on your journey to large financial rewards.)
Also....Since this is obviously a work related expense, ordering an
expensive set of leathers from me will greatly lesson your tax
liability, which in effect is how successful businessmen (such as
yourself!) let the government make them wealthy. Every buck you send
me, will surely be rewarded by fewer dollars you will be flushing down
the federal toilet. What can be sweeter.....You get what you want, and
government pays you to do it! Wow!....who would be so foolish
as not to let Uncle Sam assist them in becoming a wealthy taxpayer!
Just imagine....this can be a win-win-win situation for all of us.
Hurry Terry....rush your order (and deposit) to me right away, before
the government comes to their senses and closes this loophole that is
now only available to independent businessmen like yourself! Even your
wife will appreciate your wisdom in improving both your personal
appearance AND providing her a source of wealth beyond her wildest
dreams when she married you. Ahhhhhhhhhh Terry.....for a modest (say
$5000 or so) deposit, success is within your grasp!!!
Terry Clifton wrote:
I am still waiting for the ones with big bucks to show up.
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Dave Hansen wrote:
DAVEH: And....those who spend the big bucks with you, bless you the
most! :-$
Terry Clifton wrote:
Everyone
who comes to my shop is a blessing.. Some bless me by coming
in. Others bless me by leaving.
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http://www.langlitz.com
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