Say David - Has Monty Python sat under your wife's ministry to the women?
 
On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 23:00:53 -0400 "Debbie Sawczak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> That was the very first thing I thought of, too!
>
> Debbie
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Lance Muir" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[email protected]>
> Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2005 5:08 PM
> Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] All believers are ONE IN CHRIST
>
>
> > Ahhhhhh shades of Monty Python. (dead bird sketch - one of their
> best)
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "David Miller" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: <[email protected]>
> > Sent: July 07, 2005 17:05
> > Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] All believers are ONE IN CHRIST
> >
> >
> >> Lance wrote:
> >> > ... whoops! not your wife as you described her
> >> > as a worrier ...
> >>
> >> No, Lance.  My wife is not a worrier.  I said that she joked with
> people
> >> about it.  She sees lack of worry as one of my strengths, and
> that is how
> >> she communicates it to people in a way that is not bragadocious. 
> The
> >> last
> >> time she taught the ladies at church, it was on how worry is a
> sin and
> >> how
> >> to avoid it.  She struggles with the temptation to worry more
> than I do,
> > so
> >> she sometimes feels like she has to worry for both of us because
> she
> >> knows
> >> that I will not be rocked by circumstances.
> >>
> >> You have to understand that my wife is the one in the family who
>
> >> remembers
> >> and tells jokes on cue.  When Caroline taught on worry, she told
> the
> >> following story to illustrate her point that worry is not
> profitable:
> >>
> >> ------------
> >> A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon.
> >> As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
> stethoscope
> >> and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet
> >> shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has
> passed
> >> away."  The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
> >> "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
> >> "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't
> >> done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma
> >> or something."
> >> The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and
> >> returned a few moments later with a black labrador retriever.
> >> As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood
> >> on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table,
> >> and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at
> >> the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the
> >> dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a
> cat.
> >> The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at
> the
> >> bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches,
> >> shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.
> >> The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,
> >> this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck."
> >> Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
> >> produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
> >> The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she
> cried,
> >> "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!"  The vet shrugged.
> >> "I'm sorry, madam. You should have taken my word about it.
> >> My opinion was only $20 but the tests you ordered, the lab
> >> report and the cat scan, brought the bill to $150.00."
> >> ----------------------------
> >>
> >> I hope you don't think the story is true, Lance.  It's a joke,
> just like
> >> Caroline telling people she has to worry for both of us is a
> joke.
> >>
> >> Lance wrote:
> >> > IFF (unthinkable for you, I know) you have not
> >> > interpreted Scripture correctly on this point, then
> >> > you, David, have generated a TRADITION.
> >>
> >> Whether I was right or wrong would have nothing to do with
> whether or not
> > I
> >> generate a tradition by teaching this.  I do generate a tradition
> of
> > walking
> >> in righteousness by teaching this.  I agree.
> >>
> >> Lance wrote:
> >> > Further, many will experience unimaginable frustration
> >> > over their inability to attain to the unattainable. Further
> >> > yet, you (should this scenario be correct) you will have
> >> > been deceived. Even further, one could not but wonder
> >> > at the source of this deception, could one?
> >>
> >> I find that people who hear me are greatly liberated from their
> sin to
> > serve
> >> a living God with joy and liberty.  They do not experience the
> >> frustration
> >> of Romans 7 that you are describing here.  That is the whole
> point.  The
> > law
> >> causes frustration to the person in the flesh, but the person who
> is not
> >> under the law but in the Spirit experiences liberty.
> >>
> >> Peace be with you.
> >> David Miller.
> >>
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