Title: FW: Adventure of a lifetime
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
Enter Mexico
illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of
that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you
and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior
with, "It is a cultural U.S.A.
thing. You would not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly
display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do
likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and
will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it
will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico
or any other country in the world except right here in the United States,
Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq.
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