The Politically Correct Holiday Greeting
"Please accept, with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious / secular practices of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. "I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005,but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contribution to society have helped make the United States great. (Not to imply that the United States is necessarily any greater than any other country or is the only group of states which have been politically aligned.) And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith and sexual preference of the wishee. "By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is not freely transferable with any alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her- or him-self or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. "This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of Good Tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a further holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher, as in so wishing, the wisher does not warrant that this wish will be fulfilled in any way and is not legally liable nor responsible for the fulfillment of this wish should the person receiving this wish not feel as happy as expected after receiving this wish." Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However a significant number of electrons were considerably inconvenienced. Apart from those mentioned above no other legal clause applies, except Santa Clause. ---------- "Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and you will be unsubscribed. If you have a friend who wants to join, tell him to send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed.
