<<A man walked into the ladies
department of a Macy's and shyly
walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra
for my wife."
walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra
for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the
clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more
than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four
types of bras to choose from."
types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and
the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about
the differences between
them.
them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really
quite simple...the Catholic
type
supports the masses. The Salvation Army
type lifts the fallen,
the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch
and upright, and
the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills...>>
the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills...>>
On Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:15:43 +0000 [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Largest denominational families in U.S., 2001
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