The Remote Patrol for Monday, November 24, 2008 by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings ---
TOM'S TWISTED TOTALLY TRIVIAL TV THINGY Which of the following characters was a San Francisco plainclothes police officer? A) Edison Carter B) Joey Gladstone C) Hooperman D) Jon Sable E) Slap Maxwell Next stop home ownership. === 8 p.m. The final routines are performed on this cycle of "DANCING WITH THE STARS: ARM-IN-ARMAGEDDON" (ABC). Tea For Two: Judgment Day is Tuesday. "365 GAY NEWS SPECIAL: HARVEY MILK" (Logo) probes the life and death of the Obama of 1970's gay politics. Naturally "CHUCK" (NBC) is dating a villain. 8:30 p.m. "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" (CBS) heeds the advice of Rick Dees: When you're hungry and you ain't got no money in your pocket, and your car got stolen 'cuz you forgot to lock it, get nekked. 9 p.m. "MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS FINALLY REVEALED" (MyNetworkTV) ends its season with the biggest mystery of all: from which issue of Hustler Magazine is Mitch Pileggi getting his dialogue? NAUGHTY NAZI NIGHT PART I "The Thomas Crown Affair" has nothing on the wholesale art theft of "THE RAPE OF EUROPA" (PBS) as Hitlers minions swipes 20% of the art on the continent. And now, curators and historians attempt to return them to their rightful owners. So far, no one will admit to wanting "German Shepards Playing Poker." The silly Scylla shenanigans end as "PRISON BREAK: ACT BREAK" (Fox) decides what it's new lame plot is. "WORST WEEK" (CBS) witnesses wedding. 10 P.M. NAUGHTY NAZI NIGHT PART II "VALKYRIE: THE PLOT TO KILL HITLER" (History) attempts to get out in front of the new Tom Cruise movie. Think of it as SSnopes.com. "MY OWN WORST ENEMY" (NBC) cooks Turducken, the multiple personality Thanksgiving feast. === TV OR NOT TV RECOMMENDS "Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre: The Complete Collection" http://tinyurl.com/tvornottvshelley A great way to ignore Disney's "Bolt." === NIGHT LIGHTS * Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, and Kanye West go mental with Dave. * Ron Howard and the Jonas Brothers opine to Jay. * Mary Steenburgen, Eamonn Walker, and Low vs. Diamond are danson in the dark with Craig. * Hugh Jackman, Marge Klindera, and Tom Morello rage against the Conan. * Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Anna Torv, and the Killers might be human with Jimmy. === TTTTTT ANSWER Jack Paar once had a 5-minute phone conversation with President JFK in which the president revealed how he'd solve the Cuban Missile Crisis. He later learned that he'd been punked by ... Johnathan Winters. === But the conversation doesn't end here, add your own suggestions or discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list. "The Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd. Remember practice makes perfect. Have a lot of fun with "The Acrobatic Cup"! Sincerely... The Masked Magician --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Like TV only smarter. You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
