RP: 2/23: Whywastheshowsolong.com?
The Remote Patrol Has a Case of the Mondays
by Thomas Allen Heald
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings

TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY
Which of the following are not colors in which the "As Seen on TV" 
Snuggie™ is available?
A) Apricot
B) Burgundy
C) Castlerock
D) Royal Blue
E) Sage Green

Tuesday brings the correct answer and the freedom to use your hands. 
Work the remote, use your laptop or do some reading in total warmth and 
comfort!
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8 p.m.
The Women tell All About the Bachelor on "THE BACHELOR: THE WOMEN TELL 
ALL: FILLING TIME UNTIL DANCING WITH THE STARS RETURNS" (ABC).

Captain Awesome hires wedding musicians on "CHUCK" (NBC).

A basketball player has pain in his ... uh ... locker room on "HOUSE" (FOX).

9 p.m.
Hispanic Americans are "A CLASS APART" (PBS) under the 14th Amendment. 
You remember, the one that ... did the thing about ... yeah that one.

Jump the shark snake some drains and break the ice on "MAN VS. WILD: 
BEAR'S ULTIMATE SURVIVAL GUIDE" (Discovery).

The truth is reveals about quadruple-agent HRG on "HEROES" (NBC). Which 
means that Magneto is only pretending to work against the X-Men while 
really trying to take down the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, which he 
created.

Get ready to pepper spray the bride on a very special wedding episode of 
"THE CLOSER" (TNT), with special guests star Emmy category submissions 
Barry Corbin, Frances Sternhagen, and Amy Sedaris. (And they'll all once 
again lose to Elaine Stritch.)

Anderson Cooper executes another player who is not "The Mole" on "24" (Fox).

10 p.m.
"HISTORY DETECTIVES" (PBS) finds the birthplace of hip-hop ... or do they?

"MEDIUM" (NBC) may have committed hit and run. Are we out of plots, Mr. 
Caron?

Tyra and Ashton's "TRUE BEAUTY" (ABC) names the winner of its prize: 
$100,000 and a slot in the People Magazine 100 Most Beautiful People issue.
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TALK SHOW DEATHMATCH
* Tavis meets "The Women" with T.C. Boyle.
* Jeff Bezos One-Clicks "The Daily Show."
* Helen Fisher reveals Colbert's personality type: O-Negative.
* Jimmy welcomes Hootie and the Jonas Brothers.

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QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS
   Whom did the man ultimately known as "Remington Steele" claim he 
worked for when he first met private detective Laura Holt?
  "Ben Pearson" said he was working as an "agent for the government of 
South Africa."

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   But the conversation has just begun, add your own suggestions or 
discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list or at tvornottv.net. "The 
Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2009 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear 
Projection, Ltd.


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