The Remote Patrol for Tuesday, April 28, 2009 by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
--- 8 p.m. Chris O'Donnell and L L Cool J guest on "NCIS: SPECIAL SPINOFF UNIT" (CBS). Sam attempts to turn the tables on his father, the Devil, by seducing his Armageddon tutor on "REAPER" (CW). Pretty much the same thing Danny Gokey is doing at this point. The contestants on "THE BIGGEST LOSER" (NBC) are weighed down with the equivalent of the pounds they've lost on the Oprah's Little Red Wagon Challenge. The weekly Stevie Wonder Performed By Awfully White Kids is given a momentary rest as "AMERICAN IDOL HUMILIATES THE RAT PACK" (Fox). I'm begging for a Joey Bishop tune, guys. 9 p.m. Spines are tapped and hairys are sheared as "FRINGE" (Fox) tracks a serial killer and/or bioterrorist cell. Special guest star: Peter Porker, the Amazing Spider-Ham on the trail of the swine flu. Eye Lava Parade on "HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE" (History). "ECO TRIP: THE REAL COST OF LIVING" (Sundance) makes you feel guilty for buying and wearing T-shirts. 10 p.m. A strawberry bush sends an "FTD Pick Me Up" bouquet to a rice patty on "LIFE AFTER PEOPLE" (History). Geneviève would rather fixate on Tommy than skip to my Lou on "RESCUE ME" (FX). Hilary Duff and Gail O'Grady guest on "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL BRITNEY SPEARS STORYLINE UNIT" (NBC). TALK TALK via Interbridge.com Daily Show: Clifford D. May Colbert Report: Richard Engel, Daniel Gross Tavis Smiley: Bria Valente, Prince David Letterman: Dolly Parton, Zachary Quinto Jay Leno: Michael Douglas, Chelsea Handler, Country Bones Late Late Show: John McEnroe, Stana Katic Jimmy Kimmel: Michael J. Fox, the latest castoff from "Dancing With the Stars", Asher Roth --- QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS What subjects did Bea Arthur's character, Dorothy Zbornak, specialize in as a substitute teacher on "The Golden Girls"? American History and English. --- "The Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2009 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd., a division of Haslenald, Inc. All rights reserved. Yeah I know. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ TV or Not TV .... Smart (TV) People on Ice! You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
