The Remote Patrol for Wednesday, April 29, 2009 by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
--- 8 p.m. An undercover cop and a coworker's husband are under suspicion on i"LIE TO ME" (Fox) Lightman (Tim Roth) "is brought in when an undercover cop shoots an innocent teenager while chasing a drug suspect. Elsewhere, Lightman’s suspicions are rekindled when he sees the husband of Foster (Kelli Williams) "with another woman. Obama explains the reason his administration accidentally released the swine flu over New York City as an unfortunate photo op on "PRESIDENTIAL LIKE TO ME" (ABC, CBS, NBC) Mental illness is a "CRY FOR HELP" (PBS) among teenagers. If you really want to know how depressed they are, just look to see how little they're paying attention to Ashton Kutcher's Twitter feed. 9 p.m. Faraday reveals the secret of the island on "LOST" (ABC). Unless he doesn't. In honor of Rat Pack week, Simon Cowell smokes, drinks, and beats up a hooker on "AMERICAN IDOL RESULTS SHOW" (Fox). Just kidding. That's what Danny Gokey will be doing after the show. 10 p.m. Walter Cronkite goes to London just to ride the ponies on "LEGACY OF WAR" (PBS). The aristocracy heads downstairs as the lady of the house reveals she'll have to compete for jobs with her former "LIVE-IN MAID" (Sundance), "SMITH" (DirecTV Channel 101) returns on Not Necessarily Brilliant But Definitely Canceled Theatre. 10 p.m. Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? Presenting "RAPPER WIVES: THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY" (E!). 10:30 p.m. Murder mystery party on "RENO 911!" (Comedy Central)? I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. TALK TALK via Interbridge.com Daily Show: Doris Kearns Goodwin Colbert Report: David Kessler Tavis Smiley: Kristin Chenoweth, Roger Wilkins David Letterman: Jennifer Garner, Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk, Manchester Orchestra Jay Leno: Jimmy Fallon, Chris Matthews, Zac Brown Band Jimmy Kimmel: Dominic Monaghan, J.J. Abrams, Bang Camaro Craig Ferguson: Kenneth Branagh, Antony and the Johnsons --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ TV or Not TV .... Smart (TV) People on Ice! You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
