The Remote Patrol for Thursday, April 30, 2009
by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings

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8 p.m.
"UGLY BETTY" (ABC) hunts for easter eggs with Matt's dad David Rasche, 
no stranger to this timeslot which he once had as "Sledge Hammer."

Was Chloe helping the not dead Davis on "SMALLVILLE" (CW)? If so that 
definitely means ... something.

Greg steals the rival school's mascot and hides a frat brother's corpse 
inside on either "The Brady Bunch" or "BONES" (Fox). Bring in Sam the 
Butcher for questioning.

9 p.m.
Bad daddy was shot seventeen times by his daughter on the most episode 
appearing tonight episode of "GREY'S ANATOMY" (ABC).

9:30 p.m.
Elaine Stritch returns to "30 ROCK" (NBC) in her annual quest for Guest 
Actress in a Situation Comedy Creative Arts Emmy Award. Meanwhile, Jenna 
adopts a monkey.

10 p.m.
"HARPER'S ISLAND" (CBS) has been pulled for a rerun of "Criminal Minds." 
And with only 10 more episodes to burn off.

"FORBES 15 HOT HOLLYWOOD MOMS" (E!)  salutes Yo Mamma's Day.

"4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS"  (Sundance)  salutes I don't want to be a 
mama so I'm wanting an illegal abortion in Romania Day.

TALK TALK
* The Daily Show has Hugh Jackman explain the Papa John's Wolverine pizza.
* The Colbert Report has Ethan Nadelman explain the Pizza Hut Mole Man 
pizza.
* Kimmel puts on lipstick for Brooke Shields, Balthazar Getty, and 
Kumail Nanjiani
* Tavis lets Joshua Cooper Ramo and Mike Krzyzewski do their thang, dog.
* Dave and Regis are "Hair" raising.
* Jay, Matthew McConaughey, Earvin "Magic" Johnson, and Starsailor call 
the Ghostbusters to capture a filled specter.
* Craig discloses himself to Michael Douglas and Carrie Ann Inaba.

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Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd., a division of Haslenald, Inc. All rights 
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