Sizing up Shannen's competition:

> Pam Anderson

Well, she did try to run me off the road a few years ago, and I hold a
grudge about those sorts of things, but that's not why I'm ruling her
out. I'm ruling her out because I saw her "dance" in "Barb Wire," and
that was when she was heavily choreographed, had months to practice,
and was in her prime. No way she beats Shannen.

> football bozo Chad Ochocinco;

He'll last longer than people think he should, but no.

> ABC soaper Aiden Turner;

Have no clue who he (I'm assuming Aiden is a he, I have a friend who
named his son that so I think it is a male name) is, so I can't guess.

> beginning Life After Jon, Kate Gosselin;

Still won't tell the dirty joke, but unless there is one of those
braindead populist uprisings, she's not a contender.

> the geezer of the lot, ex-lunar astronaut Buzz Aldrin;

Seriously, does Buzz have a house payment to make or something? This
is just so beyond sad. I actually pity an astronaut, and that isn't
right.

> Olympic figure skating gold medalist Evan Lysacek

Big threat. Serious threat.

> ESPN's Erin Andrews

Again, no clue who this is.

> Pussycat Doll and sometime Diddy associate Nicole Scherzinger;

Some of those Dolls have moves. I'll file her under minor threat status for now.

> "The Insider"'s Niecy Nash

As before, no clue who this is.

> and the reigning Bachelor, Jake Pavelka.

Seriously, "The Bachelor" is still on the air? Whatever. He's no
threat to my Shannen.

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Kevin M. (RPCV)

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