I suppose at this point it wouldn't be amiss for me post the trip report I 
filed on AFL last week. I saw the show on the 12th.

Many things about the new regime work. Many don’t.


We arrived a little after 1:00, and found that many people were already in 
line. About 2:00, people who were obviously from the show started exiting 
the Ed, and about 2:15, they were going down the line with iPads, asking 
for names and IDs and checking us in. Then they started handing out numbers 
and stamping hands. The new tickets simply have the “LSSC” logo and a 
number; nothing about “we’re taping you” or “your noise will make or break 
the show.” (There is a disclaimer poster in the lobby that basically says 
“We’re taping you and you have no rights to stop us from using your 
image.”) We got numbers 40 and 41 and were told to come back at 3:45; that 
there was no point in coming any earlier.


We went to get some lunch, then back to the hotel to change (for our 
nightclub date after the LS) and then back to the Ed about 3:40. We got 
back in line in numerical order, and about 3:50, they started to let us 
into the lobby – which is where things started getting odd. As I say, we 
were number 40 and 41, but there were only a few people standing at the 
door leading from the big lobby to the inner lobby. My first thought was 
that they were going to let people in in small groups of 25 or so, but they 
never opened the door. A bunch of people were inside, but everyone else was 
stuck in the lobby (which, by the way, still has all the photos of the 
older incarnations of the theatre – except for Dave’s tenure). I know the 
smaller group was still in the inner lobby until it was time to be seated 
as we could hear them get a warmup before we got ours. 


It took a while, but eventually, everyone made it into the lobby (with 
clips from Colbert’s public access show and the podcast playing on the two 
monitors) – and we just stood and waited and waited and waited. (Except for 
a few people – more than likely, showbiz weasels – who were let in early 
every so often.) One does have to pass through metal detectors now, and 
there’s an explosives-sniffing dog. [This was the day before the Paris 
attacks, obviously; I have no idea if the procedures have gotten tighter 
since.] I put my wallet and phone in a tray as I went through and set down 
my umbrella – all of which were given back to me by Bill DeLace. (He and 
Pat were the only staffers I recognized.) 


Finally, about 4:50, a page with a headset came out, gave the pep talk 
(which is much less obnoxious than the previous version), and we were 
finally let in at about 5:00. We were seated in the second row, extreme 
house right, right in front (ironically) of Tambourine Cowboy’s setup). 
[Which has since moved upstage.] Had it been Dave’s setup, it would have 
been an excellent seat. As it was, because of the camera, I was able to see 
some Colbert’s back and virtually nothing of the guests. (The wife couldn’t 
see anything.) It’s still cold in the theatre, but not as frigid as in the 
old days.


After ten or fifteen minutes, the stage manager came out, told us to yell 
and clap when he waved his rolled-up rundown, then introduced the warmup 
guy. [He more or less demands the audience do the "Steven" chant and give 
Colbert a standing O, so whether it's what Colbert wants or not, it's going 
to happen.] The warmup guy started to pick on the audience, then started 
calling up folks on stage. He chose an African American woman on the aisle 
house left, then zeroed in on me [I was wearing a nice suit and a bow-tie 
because we were going to the Cafe Carlyle immediately after the taping, so 
I stood out like a sore thumb], then an Asian woman from the middle of the 
house. We got on stage, he asked us about ourselves and assumed that I 
worked on Wall St. “You are the whitest man alive” (because of my suit and 
bow tie), then went to town when he heard I work in Silicon Valley, then 
couldn’t grasp what I do at work, so he called up an Asian American guy 
(cause they’re smart?) to translate for me. I played along (wasn’t at all 
nervous; all those years of acting and being on the stage helped) and was a 
good sport, laughing at him and acting as though I were having a good time 
(I wasn’t not having a good time, I just amped it up.) Eventually, he let 
us go, and introduced the band.


They came out one by one, played one number, launched into “If You’re Happy 
and You Know It” (endless choruses of it at different tempos). Not clapping 
really wasn’t an option. I was resentful of the enforced merriment, but 
that’s the price of seeing the show, I guess. They played another number 
(which included Tambourine Cowboy snapping a drumstick as he beat his 
tambourine with it, then hurling the tambourine to the ground, where it 
shattered) then intro’d Colbert, who pointed out that night’s ceiling 
projection (saying to the people in the orchestra “bet you wish you had the 
shitty seats now, don’t you?”); which was impressive. He took some 
questions – two lame (“Were you nervous at the White House Correspondents 
Dinner? and “What did you think of the debates?”) and one good – which I 
don’t remember.


Eventually, it was time to roll tape, and we were off and running by 5:35.


What aired was pretty much what we saw. (Albeit it seemed much livelier on 
the screen than in person; that might have been due to my crap sightlines; 
plenty of monitors, though.) Colbert blew one line in the intro to the John 
Dickerson remote and redid it on the spot and got so involved in the 
Jennifer Connolly panel that he forgot to include the movie clip, so he 
retaped her intro to include it after the band’s set. The oddest thing was 
the writer’s meetings between each segment. Before Connolly, there was a 
meeting of about 6-8 minutes (enough time for the band to play three 
numbers), and after her, and before Judd Apatow, another one of about 5 
minutes. There was even a short meeting before the band played, which 
didn’t make sense at the time, but I assume now was about the need to 
retape the Connolly intro. We were out the door by 6:45, which was 
fortunate, since we needed to make it uptown ASAP.


After that, the band did the line formation into the lobby – which is a 
mistake in that anyone who just wants to leave gets stuck behind the rubes 
who are dancing and taking photos of them. 


On the way out, we were handed free copies of the “Trainwreck” DVD – the 
perfect gift for someone who loves Amy Schumer as much as I do …


Overall, the length of the wait in the hot and stuffy lobby aside, it was a 
mostly-pleasant experience. The band is much better – and much more 
versatile – than they sound on TV (except for the damn melodica). If they 
cut down on the lobby time and the in-show writer’s meetings, they should 
have things running pretty well pretty soon.

--Dave Sikula
On Sunday, November 22, 2015 at 2:33:20 AM UTC-8, PGage wrote:
>
> After spending the first couple of months in solid second to Fallon, 
> Colbert is now tied with and sometimes behind Kimmel:
>
> http://www.avclub.com/article/colbert-slipping-ratings-228790 
>
> Is it because he is too political? Too liberal (his audience is less 
> Republican than either of the two Jimmys)? Or is it the lack of chemistry 
> with his bandleader?
>
> I remain a big fan of the show, but for me the big question was always 
> going to be how he would play on a network when he is by far the most 
> liberal person on broadcast tv. I thought his recent take-down of Jeb! and 
> other Republicans for their hostile attitudes towards Refugees was 
> brilliant, but predictably my FB feed, contributed to by a lot of 
> evangelical and fundamentalist Christians, has been in histrionics ever 
> since. I love his short monologue and current events oriented Act 2, but it 
> may be costing him - of course I hope he never changes.
>

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