Oh, get a life!
A little humor makes for a better life style..
And yes, I did spend the whole of Easter here...
ME = "TECHNICAL" ; GOSUB HOW.AM.I
IF (life+humor+the del key) = "OK" THEN
* life is ok
ME = CAN.COPE
END ELSE
IF NOT(CAN.COPE) THEN
ME = OLD.FART ** NOT(CAN.COPE)
IF (ME = "NAG") THEN DIRE.EMERGENCY = 1
LOOP
REMOVE OLD.FART FROM LIST SETTING DEATH
OLD.FART = INSERT(OLD.FART,1,0,0,ENEMA)
WHILE (OLD.FART NE CAN.COPE) OR (DEATH > 0)
REPEAT
END
* if OLD.FART still can't cope...
* ==> a frustrated nag, needing to unsub. Tell me who
doesn't have a
life?
IF NOT(CAN.COPE)THEN OLD.FART = DEAD.LOSS
END
STOP
*******************
HOW.AM.I:
CAN.COPE = NO
IF (ME = CAPABLE.YET.FRIENDLY) THEN
IF (ME = TECHNICAL) AND (ME = A.REAL.PERSON) THEN
IF (ME = HAS.A.LIFE) AND (LITTLE.THINGS = DON'
T.BUG.ME) THEN
CAN.COPE = YES
END ELSE
* don't bother
END
END ELSE
* don't bother
END
RETURN
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of
Hona, David S
Sent: 05 May 2004 04:35
To: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
Subject: RE: [U2] When does common sense in thread ending
begin?
Yes, it so annoying! All the usual suspects too! ;-)
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