Now this is great!! Grant
-----Original Message----- From: Dennis Bartlett [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, May 05, 2004 8:46 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [U2] When does common sense in thread ending begin? Oh, get a life! A little humor makes for a better life style.. And yes, I did spend the whole of Easter here... ME = "TECHNICAL" ; GOSUB HOW.AM.I IF (life+humor+the del key) = "OK" THEN * life is ok ME = CAN.COPE END ELSE IF NOT(CAN.COPE) THEN ME = OLD.FART ** NOT(CAN.COPE) IF (ME = "NAG") THEN DIRE.EMERGENCY = 1 LOOP REMOVE OLD.FART FROM LIST SETTING DEATH OLD.FART = INSERT(OLD.FART,1,0,0,ENEMA) WHILE (OLD.FART NE CAN.COPE) OR (DEATH > 0) REPEAT END * if OLD.FART still can't cope... * ==> a frustrated nag, needing to unsub. Tell me who doesn't have a life? IF NOT(CAN.COPE)THEN OLD.FART = DEAD.LOSS END STOP ******************* HOW.AM.I: CAN.COPE = NO IF (ME = CAPABLE.YET.FRIENDLY) THEN IF (ME = TECHNICAL) AND (ME = A.REAL.PERSON) THEN IF (ME = HAS.A.LIFE) AND (LITTLE.THINGS = DON' T.BUG.ME) THEN CAN.COPE = YES END ELSE * don't bother END END ELSE * don't bother END RETURN -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hona, David S Sent: 05 May 2004 04:35 To: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]' Subject: RE: [U2] When does common sense in thread ending begin? Yes, it so annoying! All the usual suspects too! ;-) ------- u2-users mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.u2ug.org/listinfo/u2-users ------- u2-users mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.u2ug.org/listinfo/u2-users
