-- In the context of the whole country and the region, is Mengo seeing well?
One Man�s Week By John Nagenda
FEDERO (the slogan for those at Mengo who demand a federal state of government in Uganda) stalks our land. Any pretext will suffice; this time it was the Buganda Katikkiro's presentation to the Constitutional Review Commission, of the Buganda kingdom's federo demands, among others. I will stick to federo. The ceremony was preceded by a huge, rather ill-judged, procession through Kampala, inconveniencing ordinary citizens going about their legitimate business of chasing a crust. Fortunately for your columnist he was headed for Semliki to deal with four-legged wildlife. I can't do better than quote Minister for the Presidency, Prof Gilbert Bukenya: "When you excite the public, you create unnecessary problems. Some people have hijacked a relatively good idea which should be sold quietly to the whole country. Once you bring in opportunistic superficial campaigners, then God help you�What is needed now is quiet kakuyege (lobbying) to convince an Acholi in Gulu and someone in West Nile that federo is good for them as well." The biggest task now was lobbying, not waving tree branches. You will gather from that that many trees were mutilated that day. (Incidentally, what happens to those hundreds of branches when the crowd's fervour goes down; are they taken home to cook the evening meal? A lone person with a branch is a strange thing!) Bukenya, in mentioning the Gulu Acholi might have added a huge number of Baganda themselves, like this one. I am passionately anti-federoist at this stage. I am a Muganda wawu (through and through) and as such I know my fellow Baganda inside and out. I know that for every lover of federo for noble reasons, such as proper pride for a tribe or a region and the good competition that engenders, there are three or four others whose motives are merely inward-looking and sectarian. The child of this is arrogance and the restricting tendency to look down on others. Besides, now is the time to form wider, not narrower, alliances in our African continent. Even Uganda as a whole is a tiny fragment. How then do you chop it into smaller bits? This kind of thinking leads to the laughable statement that Kampala belongs to Buganda. How? Equally ludicrous is the claim that Baganda make up a population of five and a half million. The Buganda population, (meaning those who live in Buganda) might come to that, but half of those may not be Baganda. Are they likely to vote for federo? As for the branch-waving and the bringing of Kampala to a standstill, was this supposed to be intimidatory, to force a trembling hand-over of federo? What a miscalculation! Some said they would show Museveni the depth of Kiganda feeling on the matter. But the President is rather more sophisticated than that; beside which he will not decide the matter. That role belongs to parliament, or, in some cases, to two thirds of all the districts of Uganda voting in favour. Perhaps they might do so in thirty to fifty years, by which time Ugandans might have proved that they are one, and suspicions of one tribe against another is in the past. Thus federo will no longer be divisive. Roll on that happy day. Meanwhile give the trees a rest!
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Few occasions have given me more Ugandan pride than the wedding of Ankole Crown Prince John Barigye's daughter, Keza Korwizi to her Irishman, Eamonn Ryan, a fortnight ago. It had everything. Church, which I somehow missed, had the President arrive, call Barigye His Royal Highness (even more than the bare words convey), donate a thick envelope, and leave for his soccer match. The wedding party at Munyonyo could not have been more delightfully relaxed, so much so that the main Irish speaker with sheaves of pages which he could no longer discern, much less read, was a hard act to follow. Nevertheless your columnist and the First Deputy Premier (Buganda edition) did just that with a rendition of When Irish Eyes Are Smiling, which they were. I love the Irish. There were many other speeches, including a love-blushing one by the bridegroom (it might have been the light). There was more royalty under the huge wedding tent than you could throw a hat at, but for my money none more elegant than the Nabagereka of Buganda, whose entrance bespoke an inner glow. Lucky Buganda! But when Barigye spoke, it eclipsed everything. In a typically unhurried half-hour speech, this gentle man, who has suffered more than most, including the loss of three of his closest brothers during the war, and of his throne by misadventure afterwards, could only say how lucky he was, and loved by God. Did we hear him right? But he meant it. One of the examples he gave was how he survived the fatal Rome aircrash some years ago. He prayed God to see his little daughters again. One of them was the bride now. By the time John finished I doubt there was a dry eye in the place. It is a very complicated issue, but when ogres like Kony can be forgiven, I pray to Banyankole of all persuasions to give back their throne to their son and father.

       The Mulindwas communication group
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