A middle aged man gets on the bus and sits next to a nun. He looks at her and says " Damn girl you lookin hella fine for a nun, you think i can get your number so we can do each other?" The nun then says " Im sorry but i cannot, it is against my rules....sorry".
About 15 minutes later the nun gets off the bus and the guy goes and sits next to the man that is driving the bus.
The bus driver says" I see you like her huh? If you really want to do her that bad Ill tell you how u can do it. Every day at 12:00 she goes to the park and prays for about an hour or so.
Since she is a nun you have to dress up as god and tell her that if she wants to go to heaven she has to do you.
So, the next day the guy goes over to the park dressing up as god and suprisingly, she was there. He approaches her and says, if you want me to love you or if you want to go to heaven, you have to make love with me. The nun answers and says " Im sorry but i cannot.........Ill take it up the *utt though" So after the two had finished their business the man pulls of his God masks and says haha im the guy from the bus.
The nun cries out in horror as the man turns and walks away. Then the nun tells him to wait.
He turns around and she pulls of her masks and says " HAHA IM THE BUS DRIVER!!!"
About 15 minutes later the nun gets off the bus and the guy goes and sits next to the man that is driving the bus.
The bus driver says" I see you like her huh? If you really want to do her that bad Ill tell you how u can do it. Every day at 12:00 she goes to the park and prays for about an hour or so.
Since she is a nun you have to dress up as god and tell her that if she wants to go to heaven she has to do you.
So, the next day the guy goes over to the park dressing up as god and suprisingly, she was there. He approaches her and says, if you want me to love you or if you want to go to heaven, you have to make love with me. The nun answers and says " Im sorry but i cannot.........Ill take it up the *utt though" So after the two had finished their business the man pulls of his God masks and says haha im the guy from the bus.
The nun cries out in horror as the man turns and walks away. Then the nun tells him to wait.
He turns around and she pulls of her masks and says " HAHA IM THE BUS DRIVER!!!"
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