Subject: PROPHECY FROM GOON.
Amin Dada died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Mohamed at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Mohamed
answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh," said Amin, "whose
clock is that?" "That's Bishop Luwum's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that he never
told a lie." "Incredible," said Amin. "And whose
is that one?" st.Mohamed responded, "That's Milton
Obote's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling
us that Obote told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where's Museveni's clock?" asked Amin.Museveni's
clock is in Jesus's office. He's using
it as a ceiling fan. what a lier! may God save
Ug...
"What is your stand?" Mohamed asked....
Amin Dada died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Mohamed at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Mohamed
answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh," said Amin, "whose
clock is that?" "That's Bishop Luwum's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that he never
told a lie." "Incredible," said Amin. "And whose
is that one?" st.Mohamed responded, "That's Milton
Obote's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling
us that Obote told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where's Museveni's clock?" asked Amin.Museveni's
clock is in Jesus's office. He's using
it as a ceiling fan. what a lier! may God save
Ug...
"What is your stand?" Mohamed asked....
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