I was preparing my presentation for a muslim NGO and started thinking the of the day Ayatollah of Iran would one day walk up to Osama bin Laden and say "Look ma...n. We got a serious problem. You gotta come out from these bunkers in Tora Bora mountain and begin negotiation because a woman from Africa just found out the real reason our women are brainwashed to cover their heads. We gotta plan negotiation fast."
And then Osama bin Laden would say "That is not possible. There is no way any woman could know what two men don't even talk about. It is impossible" And then Ayatola would say "Man...you better believe it! She got it on tape and its from a man's own mouth. But more damaging to us is we have documented in the quran but now, with knowledge from this African woman, in a language that our women understand."
Then Osama bin Laden would ask whether Saddam Hussein of Iraq has heard of the news. Ayatollah would say, "I am not sure. You know that he is still locked up right? I heard it from Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia."
Osama bin Laden would then ask whether Tony Blair and George Bush's are on their side or the women's side. Ayatollah would respond with frustration and anger at Osama bin Laden's stupid question.
Ayatolla: "Are you flipping crazy?"
Osama bin Laden would ask: "What does Abdullah say?" Ayatollah would be honest and tell him that Abdullah is completely confused and calling for unity among ourselves (muslim men) and that the Prince suggested that we give Americans control of world's oil and end all these wars and pay attention to our women needs."
Osama bin Laden would take the deepest longest most meaningful sigh he has ever taken in is entire life. It might take him a few minutes before he realizes that 9/11 was a wasted effort.
Anyo
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