*Thank YOU my sister! I wish YOU, your family and everyone reading me the very best weekend. We are blessed to have the value of life. Let us cherish it! Assumpta Mary Kintu *
*LUCY KOBUSINGYE <[email protected]>* wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > *From:* JAMES R WASHBURN <[email protected]> > *Subject: Thought you might need a chuckle this morning* > > > > > *6 reasons not to mess with children.** > > A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. > > The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a > human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very > small. > > The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. > > Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; > it was physically impossible. > > The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". > > The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" > > The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."* > * > > > A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they > were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. > > As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what > the drawing was.** > > The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."** > > The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." > > Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, > "They will in a minute."* > * > > > A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five > and six year olds. > > After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she > asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and > sisters?" > > Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, > "Thou shalt not kill."** > > > > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to > persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. > > "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and > say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor." > > A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; > she's dead."** > > > A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to > make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the > blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." > > "Yes," the class said. > > "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, > the blood doesn't run into my feet?" > > A little fellow shouted, > "Cause your feet ain't empty."** > > > The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school > for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made > a note, and posted on the apple tray. > "Take only ONE. God is watching." > > Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a > large pile of chocolate chip cookies. > > A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the > apples."** > > > It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it > made you laugh, your friends will laugh too* > > > > > *[ authour in not known] > * > >
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