*Have a good laugh and an awesome weekend! Assumpta Mary Kintu* ** *[email protected]* wrote: *Subject: Hahahahaha*
> Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2007 15:22:32 +0000 > > > A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of > the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying > the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. > > "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. > Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue > lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then > 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and > pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. > > Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his > watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you > can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you > go." > > The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a > Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her > ba ck." > > "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper. > > *&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&* > ******************************************************************************* > *@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > * > >
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