Tat-Ta-ta-ta!
“This years winner of the Paul Lucasiak Listserv Award goes to…..”
“the envelope please….”
“ROSS BENDER!”
A star is born
Thank you, thank you. Any cash in that envelope? If so I plan to import a bevy of Gambian Giant Rats to help deal with the epidemic of feral cats here in the 'Hood. I figure one Gambian Giant Rat per litterbox should help do the trick and stem the tide. Personally I can't stand the funk anymore and find myself smelling obnoxious as I approach the front door. Plus they trouble my slumber; I can hear them spraying away at the midnight hour and kicking in somebody else's stall. Disturbing! If there's enough cash left I vow to purchase a ton of that fine fine coconut mulch down in Acapulco and have it distributed in a fine mist over the neighborhood by those black helicopters we have been hearing so much overhead lately.
Ross Bender
www.sas.upenn.edu/~rbender/rosanna.html
Table of Contents
www.sas.upenn.edu/~rbender/mqrtoc.html
4TH PLACE WINNER, YAHOO INTERNET LIFE PRETTY STRANGE SITES (NOV 1996)
www.spamhaiku.com/spamhaiku/site/index.html search on Poet Name -- Jingu
Sentence Complexity and Electronic Text Type
www.sas.upenn.edu/~rbender/Page1.html
The Bow of Hachiman
www.sas.upenn.edu/~rbender/index.html
Hojo River
www.sas.upenn.edu/~rbender/HOJOTEXT1.html
www.sas.upenn.edu/~rbender/rosso.jpg
Mennonot
www.keybridgeltd.com/mennonot/ppl5.htm
"The Schwarzendruber Letters"
in How to Mutate and Take Over the World (ed rusirius & stjude)
www.scrappi.com/deceit/htmatowo/htmatowo.html
WINNER, PAUL LUCASIAK LISTSERV AWARD 2003
or just google "Rosannadanna"
