Also, upon the advice of my good friend and lawyer of the Hebrew persuasion, you must add the following categories to Article 8:
"Jewish, Orthodox Jewish, Reformed Jewish, Reconstructed Jewish, Lubavitcher, Semitic, Zionist and Presbyterian"
Careful with that joke... it's an antique.
"Judaism is the oldest of the three religions. It is broken down into three major groups. The first group observes ancient traditions to the letter. These are known as Orthodox Jews. The second group believes in combining ancient traditions With modern traditions. These are known as Conservative Jews. The third group hardly observes any traditions at all. These are known as Reform Jews. To the other two groups, Reform Jews have another name. They are known as "Christians"!
-- Frank Jacobs, "The MAD Religion in America Primer," September 1972.
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