Walter, I never thought you and I could laugh at the same thing, but
this is hysterical. I'm always happy to have at least one belly laugh a
day. It's like an apple; keeps the doctor away!!!!!
Sande Knight
tel. 215-246-2424
fax 215-405-3178
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> Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
> Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
>A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
> Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
> A: Put up goal posts.
> Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
> A: The Linc - they never get a touchdown there!
> Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
> A: A thief.
> Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
> A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
> Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was
stolen?
> A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
> A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
> Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
> A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
> Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
> A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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