Thanks, Mel, for that more accurate recap of the UC List history which in a 
more scintillating fashion records your seminal role in the creation of this 
cantankerous neighborhood institution.

Actually, however, while the list undergoes a continual purging process of the 
more refined old ladies, who constantly threaten to cancel their subscriptions 
due to the SHOCKING content purveyed herein, UC List today registered a 
glorious high of 299 subscribers, a sort of orgasmic peak in recorded history. 
So remember that one lady`s tasteless crap is frequently another man`s 
ineffably refined vichysoisse. 

Someday, if I am begged sufficiently, I shall recount the uncensored TRUE saga 
of the genesis of UC List. Warning -- not for cute, pink virginal ears, 
involving as it does the sordid details of how Melani, Jeff and I, while 
blissfully inhaling hashish in my luxurious backyard twenty-foot clawfoot hot 
tub, originated in a brainstorm the concept of an electronic chat list which 
would bring neighbors closer, develop community spirit, raise real estate 
prices, and aid in the totally awesome mindblowing sex lives which our 
neighbors in the hood enjoy today.

-- 
Ross Bender
http://rosslynnbender.org/nikki.html


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