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COWS
Is it just
me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a
cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep
talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give
them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys; it's worked for
over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
Do you know the real reason that
we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou
shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery", and "Thou shalt not
bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and
politicians. It creates a hostile work
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