Once we Stealth Mennonites complete our takedown I mean takeover of Baltimore Avenue from the Firehouse to the Green Lane we're going to have a prayer meeting to try to reach consensus on ours colors. Some of our more conservative folks are pushing to make the lacy covering mandatory for the ladies on the Avenue, but the Raging Feminist Faction who shave their heads and wear those pulsating Amish quilts over their shoulders and bare their navels when they go to prayer meetin are itching for a fight. Also a big nice polite dialog boiling up over what to rename Baltimore Ave -- the womenfolk are united on "Miriam Stoltzfus Boulevard" but the fundy male deacons who take quite literally St Paul's injunctions to the ladies to STFU in church think that's too proud and are stumping for Amos Herr Lane -- Lane being the proper designation for a rural throughfare from which all infernal combustion engine vehicles will be banned once we finish up the the smackdown I mean takeover. Suffice it to say that this is one gang war that will not be televised, neither shall the Philadelphia Magazine Style editors even know what hit em.
-- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org/stealth.html On 4/2/07, Kyle Cassidy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
My posse will still whack you if we see you in our hizzle. >It still disagrees with http://www.phila.gov/phils/Docs/otherinfo/pname3.htm We're still debating our color scheme. All those muted pastels are very popular but I don't think they have staying power. They're going to get very dated quickly and I don't want to be wearing olive and tangerine to a gang war if the Style Editor of Philadelphia magazine is going to make fun of us. Know what I'm sayin? We have a pantone color chart though and at the next internecine turf feud, we're going to look _good_. Take that, you squirrel hill sukkaz. kc
