KAREN ALLEN wrote:
How about this one:
A priest, a rabbi and Brian Siano's mom walked into a bar and...
meet a theatrical agent. The priest steps up and says that he, the
rabbi, and
my Mom have this _incredible_ act, and if the agent will just watch their
act for two minutes, he'll see the most incredible act he's ever seen.
The agent lights his cigar and says that priest and rabbi jokes are old
hat,
but the priest is really persistent, so the agent says fine, okay, I'll
give ya
two minutes.
"Great!" says the priest, and he and the rabbi and my Mom get into their
positions on the floor of the bar. The rabbi counts down, "And a One, and
a Two, and a THREE--"
[...hey, I'm at work right now...]
... and they break off, and they're lying there on the floor of the bar,
all naked
and sweaty and covered with beer and horse hair and sawdust, and they're
_completely_ out of breath, but the Priest says, "So... whaddya think?"
The agent takes his now-damp cigar out of his mouth. "That's a helluva
act,"
he says. "Whaddya call it?"
And my Mom says, "The Aristocrats!"
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