Ya know, what truly burns my britches is that all you talentless wankers out there get to enjoy the matchless comic talents of Bender & Cassidy totally FREE. For nyet, rien, zippo, not even fitty cents. And all we get is bitch bitch bitch from the lame old aunties who lurk on this list and only pipe up to whine and complain and threaten to cancel their 100% free subscriptions.
Look, I won't speak for Cassidy, but personally I put a lot of energy out to entertain you creeps who are so totally and utterly bereft of writing skills, sophistication and a decent sense of humor. It's hard work, because I have to write *down* to the audience, if you get my drift. Seems to me that the appropriate response would be to just say "Hey, thank you man!" every once in a blue moon, or buy me a vanilla chai down at the Green Line when you see me. -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org/mqrtoc.html
