Craig's Brain

When Craig first crawled from the womb

He was not yet as crazy as a loon

But the liars kept spinning his head

Until his sanity hanged by a thread

And his brain had turned into bread

These fascists and tyrants are bold

Their lies have been packaged and sold

Poor Craig has spent his last shilling

Buying into their crimes and killing

As we stand by silently chilling

Oh Jesus, please help my friend Craig

For this favor, I pray and I beg

He hates those commies like you

Bringing fishes for Gentile and Jew

Songs of peace and love make him blue

As I said at the start of my rhyme

Craig’s brain has been lost over time

We need to examine those lies

Which reduced us to freedom fries

And Craigs' thoughts into mince meat pies

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