Pardon pour (certains) cousins franco qui ne pourront(peut-être)pas lire.Quoique
C. _____ Good Prognosis: * Your doctor hasnt seen you yet, and youve been waiting for (insert average wait time) hours. * Youre in a bed in the hallway. * Your complaint consists of months or years of pain/nausea/headache/X Y Z. * Youve come to the emergency department for a second opinion, despite multiple subspecialist evaluations. * You answer yes to every symptom the doctor asks you about. * You get a blood draw, but no IV. * The only medication youre given is tylenol. * Your doctor says the words probably and virus in the same sentence. * You are talking on your cellphone, playing a game, or chit-chatting. * You are talking on your cellphone, playing a game, or chit-chatting and the doctor has to ask you to stop. * You just wanted to get it checked out. * Your primary care doctor sighs on the phone when the emergency physician calls him or her. Bad Prognosis: * You get not one, but two IVs. * You remark, as my GI bleeder did last night, Boy, Ive never been to a hospital so attentive and efficient! * You get your own personal doctor to take you to the CT scanner. * Multiple doctors, nurses, and staff greet you in your room. * The triage nurse walks you to your room and points at you while speaking to the doctor. * You get a room all to yourself. * You get a monitor. * Your monitor keeps beeping, even though youre not doing anything. * Your doctor keeps checking on you. * Your doctor sticks a finger in your bottom. * You dont argue with the doctor about getting this treatment or that one. * You are kind, good-natured, and have been a good person in this life.
