Heheheheh. Chuck Norris has zero latency and infinite bandwidth. Chuck Norris is a hardware implementation only. Software is for sissys. Chuck Norris's version of MPI_IRecv just gives you the answer. Chuck Norris has a 128-bit memory space. Chuck Norris's Law says Chuck Norris gets twice as amazing every 18 months. Chuck Norris is infinitely scalable. MPI_COMM_WORLD is only a small part of Chuck Norris's mind. Chuck Norris can power Exascale. Twice.
:-) Damien On 23/10/2013 4:26 PM, Shamis, Pavel wrote:
+1 for Chuck Norris Pavel (Pasha) Shamis --- Computer Science Research Group Computer Science and Math Division Oak Ridge National Laboratory On Oct 23, 2013, at 1:12 PM, Mike Dubman <mi...@dev.mellanox.co.il<mailto:mi...@dev.mellanox.co.il>> wrote: maybe to add some nice/funny slogan on the front under the logo, and cool picture on the back. some of community members are still in early twenties (and counting) . .... :) shall we open a contest for good slogan to put? and mid-size pict to put on the back side? - living the parallel world - iOMPI - OpenMPI - breaking the barriers! ... for the mid-sized back-side picture, I suggest chuck norris, you can`t beat it. On Wed, Oct 23, 2013 at 7:48 PM, John Hearns <hear...@googlemail.com<mailto:hear...@googlemail.com>> wrote: OpenMPI aprons. Nice! Good to wear when cooking up those Chef recipes. (Did I really just say that...) _______________________________________________ users mailing list us...@open-mpi.org<mailto:us...@open-mpi.org> http://www.open-mpi.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/users _______________________________________________ users mailing list us...@open-mpi.org<mailto:us...@open-mpi.org> http://www.open-mpi.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/users _______________________________________________ users mailing list us...@open-mpi.org http://www.open-mpi.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/users
