TWAYNE simply could not resist saying: > -----Original Message----- > From: Twayne [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Thursday, April 29, 2010 7:16 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: [users] Re: How the competition is doing. > > In > news:[email protected]. sfnt.local, > McLauchlan, Kevin <[email protected]> typed: > > ... > > > > > The information contained in this electronic mail > > transmission > > may be privileged and confidential, and therefore, protected > > from disclosure. If you have received this communication in > > error, please notify us immediately by replying to this > > message and deleting it from your computer without copying > > or disclosing it. > > I must have received this in error because I have no use for > it and didn't > ask for it plus had no need to know anything in it. > So here's you notification. > I cannot delete it, only you can have any even miniscule chance of > deleting it, and I have copied it to my hard drive in order > to read it and > discover this order from you. And I'm afraid it's been > disclosed to the > general public at large by being on a newsgroup; that's your > fault, not > mine! I sure hope everyone reading this notifies you, because > its been > pretty widely copied to hard drives and been disclosed before > it was even > possible to read your warning. The only remedy I can think of > for you would > be to: > -- Drop trou > -- Scratch butt fiercely with fingernails > -- Sit on salt cow lick > -- Rub butt fiercely back and forth, side to side and front to back > -- Send another confidential statement out
And I, in turn, should have... but didn't... resisted saying: Hey, T, C'mon down. Apparently the air up where you live is so very, very thin that you can't recognize that the offending text is: a) appended automatically by our corporate servers AFTER I hit "Send" and is therefore TOTALLY, COMPETELY, ENTIRELY, THOROUGHLY out of my control, and b) ugly and ungrammatical enough to have been written by oxygen-starved lawyers (oh... izzat it? are you training to be a high-altitude lawyer?) and not by somebody competent with English. That is, it's not written by a techwriter. Also, this latest explanation of mine (above) is redundant, since it is merely a more foreceful restatement of what I said the LAST couple of times some poor oxygen-starved list-member attempted to shame me for something that O B V I O U S L Y is perpetrated by the corporate outbound mail server - and not by me. By the way, most people who inhabit the mundane (yet oxygenated) world, down here, have seen this sort of thing in their mailboxes often enough by now to recognize it for the legalistic travesty that it is. Perhaps you and your inbox should get out more. Cheers, and have really great weekend, - Kevin The information contained in this electronic mail transmission may be privileged and confidential, and therefore, protected from disclosure. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to this message and deleting it from your computer without copying or disclosing it. --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected]
