Dimitri Yioulos wrote:
Isn't the landscape bar required in every sysadmin's tool kit?
A 3.5 foot length of "sucker rod" is also acceptable. (See the Linux syslogd(8) manpage, 'SECURITY THREATS' section, for details: http://www.die.net/doc/linux/man/man8/syslogd.8.html)
Cricket bats are, I'm told, another favorite in some parts of the world for dealing with recalcitrant users.
