On Thursday May 26 2005 4:19 pm, Chris Santerre wrote: > >-----Original Message----- > >From: David Brodbeck [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Sent: Thursday, May 26, 2005 4:05 PM > >To: users@spamassassin.apache.org > >Subject: Re: Adjusting the AWL value > > > >Dimitri Yioulos wrote: > >> Isn't the landscape bar required in every sysadmin's tool kit? > > > >A 3.5 foot length of "sucker rod" is also acceptable. (See the Linux > >syslogd(8) manpage, 'SECURITY THREATS' section, for details: > >http://www.die.net/doc/linux/man/man8/syslogd.8.html) > > > >Cricket bats are, I'm told, another favorite in some parts of > >the world > >for dealing with recalcitrant users. > > All second fiddle to being a 6 foot, 230 lb ex-boxer, martial artist, and > avid ice hockey player. > > If that don't make them nervous, I use my power phrase: > "I don't think I can recover your work now." >
A tactic (among others) used to great effect by "The Bastard Operator From Hell" (see http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html). > If that don't work, I begin to dance. My rythmic motions put them into a > sedated trance. Thankfully we don't get to this level very often. > > --Chris
