negativescore wrote:
>> Hello all,
>>
>> How do I assign a negative score to BAYES_00? I use cpanel online,
>> and when I enter a negative score, such as -3.0, it registers as no
>> score at all--just blank space in the score cell.
>>
>> Please advise.
>
> Find a floppy disk. Format it. Move cpanel over to the floppy disk.
> Remove the floppy disk from the system. Wrap the floppy in alternating
> layers of foil, lead is best, and parafin until it is about 6" thick.
> Save it until the next full Moon. Take it to a graveyard. In a quiet
> corner dig a hole about 6' deep with a post hole digger. Drop the
> disk in making sure it lands flat. Drive a fire hardened oaken stake
> through the disk and wrappings. Then backfill the hole.
>
> Finally, edit the right files with vi or emacs.
>
> {^_-}
>
>
> Wow, you're a complete jackass.
Now *THAT* is the funniest thing I've seen on this list for quite some time!
Thanks... you'll never know how much I needed one today! :)
Cheers,
Ken
Ken Goods
Network Administrator
AIA/CropUSA Insurance, Inc.
