From: "Ken Goods" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
negativescore wrote:
Hello all,
How do I assign a negative score to BAYES_00? I use cpanel online,
and when I enter a negative score, such as -3.0, it registers as no
score at all--just blank space in the score cell.
Please advise.
Find a floppy disk. Format it. Move cpanel over to the floppy disk.
Remove the floppy disk from the system. Wrap the floppy in alternating
layers of foil, lead is best, and parafin until it is about 6" thick.
Save it until the next full Moon. Take it to a graveyard. In a quiet
corner dig a hole about 6' deep with a post hole digger. Drop the
disk in making sure it lands flat. Drive a fire hardened oaken stake
through the disk and wrappings. Then backfill the hole.
Finally, edit the right files with vi or emacs.
{^_-}
Wow, you're a complete jackass.
Now *THAT* is the funniest thing I've seen on this list for quite some time!
Thanks... you'll never know how much I needed one today! :)
Oh, I know - this new form of image spam seems to have percolated up
to having my address on the initial deliveries. I've been trying to
nail it into a coffin and for some reason it's like nailing jello
to a tree.
(And negativescore - I did wink, ya know. Or can't you read an upside
up smiley? {^_-})
{o.o}
