Subject: Fwd: Oil shortage or diptstick shortage >>There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil >>here in the USA. >> Well, here's the answer: It's simple........nobody bothered to check >>the Oil! They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the >>reason for that is geographical. All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, >>and Alaska, and all the dipsticks are in Washington D.C. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Reality is a crutch for the unimaginative. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Anonymous Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer! Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. "May you live in interesting times" ancient Chinese insult Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it! The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. "What do you do when they think up stuff that's not in the instruction manual?" Jon Arbuckle. "Perhaps today is a good day to die!" Lt Cmdr Worf - ST 8 First Contact. "Perhaps today is a good day for someone else to die!" Cheery Littlebottom - Ankh-Morpork. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
