The following article appeared in last Sunday's Mail on Sunday. as
most people here probably know, this is not exactly a left-wing or
even centrist paper, especially when it comes to things like the EU.
The author is a former editor of the paper, renowned for spirited
attacks on anything he perceives as left-wing; all of which makes the
following all the sweeter. He kindly e-mailed me this copy, as it's
not available on-line. He also said that more would follow this
Sunday.

Enjoy!

>
>Stewart Steven  Political Column  21/1/2001
>
>
>I feel sorry for Mr Steve Thoburn, the Green Grocer  and Market Trader from
>Sunderland who is paraded before the world as a �Metric Martyr².  You will
>know the case because this great newspaper is foremost among those who have
>pleaded Mr Thoburn¹s cause.  Poor old Steve - a puppet in a wider game in
>which others are pulling the strings.
>
> His legal  bills  are being paid by the UK Independence Party which wants
>this country out of Europe,   the Bruges Group which pretends it¹s not quite
>so extreme but in truth is and an organisation called the British Weights
>and Measures Association which has close links with the UKIP.
>
> People say that the local authority was a bit heavy handed in prosecuting
>him.  Forget it.  Steve¹s backers were gagging for it - forcing the issue
>until  Sunderland Council  had no alternative but to act. How do I know that
>?  Because in 1995 (when the Tories were in office)  the BWMA  told us so.
>In a Press Release they have been careful not to remind newspapers  about
>recently they   announced a campaign of civil disobedience because  ³this
>unpopular law will be only be repealed when the jails start to fill with
>Britons².  I hope  Mr  William ³Law and Order² Hague didn¹t  know that when
>he sent his emissary to meet Mr Thoburn and offer his support.
>
> Everyone involved in Mr Thoburn¹s high profile  campaign, even his
>barrister Mr Michael Shrimpton, a leading member of the Bruges Group a fact
>of which I hope he told the Court, is involved in one or other of the
>organisations I have mentioned.  Everything about Mr Thoburn¹s case is
>politically motivated.
>Well, you may say, so what.   Mr Thoburn is a victim of a piece of
>anti-democratic legislation which is inspired by Brussels.  Let¹s take a
>look
>
>Almost everything we buy is sold by weight, volume or length.  Since the
>earliest times , as the most basic piece of consumer protection,  these
>matters have been closely regulated.  Weights and Measures  are mentioned in
>the Magna Carta.   In his first message to Congress, George Washington drew
>attention to the need  for ³uniformity in currency and weights and
>measures². This is not a new Blairite obsession.
>
> The decision to introduce metrication into  Britain, was made by Parliament
>long before we joined Europe, under the Weights and Measures Act of 1963
>(Prime Minister Sir Alec Douglas Home).  In 1968 a Metrication Board was set
>up by two of Labour¹s foremost Anti-European Ministers. Tony Benn and
>Douglas Jay.
>
>We can go back still further.   In 1875 (Prime Minister,  Benjamin Disraeli)
>Britain signed up to an International agreement, called the  Systeme
>International d¹Unites.   The object of the agreement was to  establish a
>universal system of weights and measures based upon the Metric system.
>That work and the organisation which it spawned is still very much alive
>today.  Its standards of measurements - known as SIs - are pretty well
>universally accepted.  The whole world eventually will be a metric world.
>
>  
>A lot of people question why we need all this uniformity? If all we ever did
>was to go shopping to  the local market, we wouldn¹t. But there¹s more to
>life than that.  As Ian Lang the then  Tory President of the Board of Trade
>put it in 1995 ³The United Kingdom adopted a metrication programme following
>representations in the 1960s from British industry which was concerned that
>it would be put at a disadvantage internationally ...the metric system is
>now used almost universally around the globe².
>
>Oddly enough it is in Sport  where  you will find the point  perfectly
>illustrated.   When I was at school, I ran the 100 yards and the quarter of
>a mile,  Today that would be 100 metre and 400 metres.  Why did our
>governing  bodies of sport  capitulate?  Not because they  were a bunch of
>cringing, toadying, namby pamby crypto-federalists, because not to have done
>so would have been a piece of self-defeating nonsense which would have led
>to national humiliation and shame.  How could  our athletes have ever
>competed successful on the world  stage running one distance when all their
>preparation is this country was at another ?  What is true of Sport is true
>of trade and industry a thousand times over.
>
>
>Probably our friend Steve isn¹t aware of all of this but you can be sure
>that his backers are.   They hate the whole idea of  the EU and bend and
>twist respectable; argument to convert more and more of us to their cause.
>They are  not interested in truth, only in politics;.   They    distort
>facts,  run dishonest and bogus campaigns and most disgracefully ,risk the
>imprisonment of  a decent if deluded man .
>
>They know perfectly well that metrication has  little or nothing to do with
>Brussels.  If the EU had never been invented, we would still be where we are
>today .
>
>  For us the generation caught in between it is difficult and yes,
>sometimes, infuriating.  I doubt if I will ever have a fixed image in  my
>mind of what constitutes a hectare.  I know what mile is. I have very little
>sense of what is a kilometre .   I ask for a pound of sausages at my
>butchers.  He knows what I mean and weights them out in kilograms.
>
>I am afraid ,however personally inconvenient, it has to be like that.  We
>can¹t run two systems in parallel  for long without making our weights and
>measures utterly incompresnisble.   No,     I,m afraid change  was always
>inevitable.  We¹re unlucky because we¹re the folk  that  got the short
>straw. Anyone under thirty has no problems at all.
>
> Should Steve go to prison though ?  Of course not  and he doesn¹t need to.
>He only risks imprisonment not because of the offences but because he will
>have refused to pay a fine. Actually,  contrary to what you may have read,
>the law itself is not all that onerous.  If Steve wants to sell his bananas
>using imperial weights he is perfectly at liberty to do so.   All the
>regulations (agreed by the Euro sceptic  Mr Francis Maude at the EC council
>of Ministers in 1989) insists upon is that Mr Thoburn and anyone else who
>sells loose goods is that the weight is displayed in metric as well as
>imperial and that the scale on which they have been weighed is a metric
>scale.   You may find that a bit pettifogging but throughout the history of
>this and every other country for very good reasons  weights have been most
>carefully regulated.
>
> Now you can be sure that if he is found guilty and fined, Steve¹s new
>friends will be urging him not to pay.  They want a Metric Martyr and as far
>as they are concerned Steve has got the job.
>
>Steve, don¹t listen!    Just remember who will be doing the porridge. It
>will be you.   And who will be sipping the cream? It will be them.
>
>Don¹t let them do it you you Steve, you¹re worth ten of anyone of them.
>
>*****************
>
>Other countries around the world struggle with the need to go metric but all
>are trying.  Look at poor old China whose system makes our imperial measures
>seem  to be utterly logical.
>
>They have the Ch¹ih which varies throughout the country from 11 to 15.8
>inches;  the Ching which is 121 square feet and , proving the importance of
>a mere apostrophe, the Ch¹ing which is 72,600 square feet; the Hu which is
>51.77 litres; the Kung which is  78.96 inches; the Liang which is  just over
>one ounce; the Mou which is, depending upon where you live, 806.65 or 920
>square yards.
>
>They¹re all either out or being phased out and as far as I know  not a
>metric martyr in sight. Or is there something their tightly controlled Press
>isn¹t telling us  ?

-- 
Chris KEENAN
UK Metrication: http://www.metric.org.uk/
UK Correspondent, US Metric Association

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