A selection from the incredible nonsense from the Inch Perfect site. There
is much more there!

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/estatopia/inch.htm

This site is an offspring of the BWMA,

Han


That's beside the point! by Lance Haward

The wholly unauthorised attempt (unauthorised, that is, by any democratic
process) to detach future generations from their cultural heritage by
imposing an educational blanket of ignorance on them was surreptitiously put
in train by Harold Wilson's government long before the European so-called
Union pointed its bulldozer in our direction. From Shakespeare to the idiom
of the football terraces, from the food we eat to the occupations of our
leisure hours and the very map we move across, fathoms and cloth-yards,
pints, inches and ells, ounces, miles and groats are the very stuff of our
existance.

In this matter, the effects of Waterloo have been overturned at a stroke.
The French may lament (as we also may) the rampant triumph of 'Franglais',
but finally it is we who are the victims of that Gallic irrationality which
is responsible for laws more bizarre than anything concocted by the Medes
and Persians. It seriously believes that the basic unit of measurement is
"the length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a timed
interval of one 299,729,458th of a second."

??? They cite an anti-metric statement by Napoleon on their Footrule site
and here they come again with the old canard of forced Napoleonic
metrication! What a load of ^&*@#$%+@%&*!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now the virus has crossed over into our bloodstream. An alternative
definition has found its way into English statute law, compared to which the
above is as simple as Do Re Mi. Here the metre is (hang on tight):
1,650,763.73 wave-lengths in a vacuum of the radiation corresponding to the
transition between two specific but quite inexplicable levels of the Krypton
86 atom. Note that the one element common to both these definitions is the
vacuum, which, as we all know, nature abhors. Whereas, if you want to define
a yard, you don't even have to catch a 'bus to Trafalgar Square': all that's
necessary is to lay hold of the nearest bystander of average build, stretch
one arm out to one side, measure off a span of cloth or piece of string from
his nose to his finger tip, and - for practical purposes - that's it. People
who work in the optics industry tell me that the severely pragmatic Germans,
world-leaders in the trade, while paying lip-service to metrication as
required by European law, converted all their actual blotting-paper
calculations back into sensible imperial.

* They claim that the German optics industry is ifp. Where is their source?
They have not completely studied the W&M Act!


The sheer folly of metrication is certainly expressed in its megalomaniac
assumption that every form of measurement under the sun qualifies for
decimalisation, where the reality of both nature and universal human
practice gives that proposition the lie. The figure 12 and its derivatives
are imprinted upon the natural order itself. The passage of time has,
arguably since 159 BC, been calculated in two phases of twelve hours each,
with all subdivisions of the hour calculated in multiples of twelve. The
very globe and space we inhabit have, from time immemorial been measured in
multiples of six squared. Is the structure of crystals decimal? Is the
structure of snowflakes decimal?

I believe that all the major calendars throughout history, other than the
Mayan, have instinctively opted for a system of twelve months as the most
natural progression of the seasons. No less august a document than Magna
Carta promises that 'there shall be one width of dyed cloth throughout the
realm, namely of two ells within the selvedges." I bet that's being
transgressed every day.

The limitations of the French system are revealed at every turn. On the
athletics track, neither is the 800 metres half the distance of the 1500,
nor is the 4x4OO relay equivalent in distance to the 1500, in the way that
the quarter/half/mile are inter-related, nor is there any relation between
the 1500 and the 5000-metre events as between multiples of miles. All useful
comparison of relative times, speeds and distances collapses. The lunatic
obsession to reduce every quantity to tens is not just intellectual
slovenliness: it also impinges on life and convenience in ways which, even
when not positively disruptive, are always bizarre. How soon before it
becomes impossible to buy a dozen red roses or we have only 'Ten Days of
Christmas'?

I'm now prevented from replacing the damaged lock on one of my doors without
first gouging out an entirely new hole, as manufacturers no longer produce
locks that match hitherto-standard sizes. Thus the alien norms that have
been foisted upon us unheralded, uninvited and unvoted-for, bring about
wholly unnecessary obsolescence, destruction and waste. As always, of
course, big business gets rich on the carnage - a motivation blatant for
decades in pronouncements by the British Standards Institution.

Our daily measurements should, as our ancestors recognised, have an
observable scale and proportion and relationship to external reality. 'XYZ
recurring' of the distance from the Equator to the North Pole when the
*Sun's in Libra and sanity in the balance represents only the apotheosis of
the insubstantial. The pity is that, having long since dumped the silliness
of Brumaire (the second month in the decimal calendar that lasted from
1793-1806) and depersonalised playing cards (only ace to ten with no face
cards!) and other figments of the disordered, revolutionary mind, the
successors of Fabre d'Eglantine haven't yet dumped the silliest of the lot
as being - in a word - pointless!

* Now they even claim that the founders of the metric system and the
astonomers who measured the meridian used ASTROLOGY!



Proportionality; Ergonomics;Cognitive Reducibility

The following was posted to the alt.architecture newsgroup into a thread
about metric/imperial measurement and is worth reproducing here:

The problem with the metric measurement as applied to architecture is that
it violates three important parts of architectural composition/design:

1. Proportionality: The traditional (American Standard or British
Imperial--which are slightly different from each other, as any American who
has ever worked on an old Jaguar knows) system of measurement was created by
people who did not use digital calculators or need to measure machine parts
to micrometer tolerances. It was created to measure out human scale objects
in proportion to each other without complex calculations. For instance, most
simple divisions of a foot result in whole number increments of inches
(1/2=6", 1/3=4", 1/4=3", 1/6=2", etc.), while the only whole-number division
proportion of a metric unit is either 1/2 or 1/5. This, in my opinion makes
metric an inferior tool for proportional design.

2. Ergonomics: related to proportionality, the traditional measurement
systems are specifically oriented toward the ergonomics of human physiology.
They developed out of obscurity for precisely this reason. The human mind is
geared toward judging its perceived environment in relation to the scale of
its own body, not an arbitrary convention defined by the distance light will
travel in a very short period of time (a centimeter or meter). Traditional
systems of measurement are specifically oriented toward the mind's intuitive
grasp of scale.

3. Cognitive Reducibility: Anyone familiar with cognitive science and/or
epistemology will tell you that the human mind has a limited number of slots
in its active consideration buffer. The average number of cognitive units
any one person can consider at any one time ranges from 5 to 9, with 7 being
very typical (ever wonder why telephone numbers usually have 7 digits?
that's why). You will sometimes hear this referred to as the "Crow
Epistemology" (from an observation about crows that they are incapable of
distinguishing members of groups of entities greater than three).
The Crow Epistemology in humans means that we have to go to great lengths to
cognitively reduce the number of items we are considering at any one time
when dealing with complex issues. Design measurements are one such case. It
is much easier for me to remember that I am 6'-5" tall than to remember that
I am 195.58 cm or 1.9558 m tall. the difference is between two cognitive
units and six (including the decimal point). Similarly, the proportional and
ergonomic relationships described above are likely to be more consistently
applied for this same reason.

Before I get flamed for putting down the hallowed Metric System, let me
state that I have experience in using SI on real projects in Australia, and
have found the above to be true in practice (laying out building foundations
in centimeters makes about as much sense as laying them out in multiples of
half-inches--i.e. 975 cm or 768/2" vs. 32 feet). The primary value of SI
applies to the sciences, where the above issues are not of high importance.
Architecture, however is not science. I argue that adopting metric merely
because our calculators don't do standard is a silly reason, and does harm
to good design.

Actually, based on the above argument, I would propose that Metric would be
a much better measurement system if it were modified in the following ways:
1.) Made into a base-12 system on all scales, rather than base-10
2.) Re-scaled to human ergonomics

A measurement system is like any tool--you've got to use the right one for
the job. The right tool for the job of architecture is not metric. American
Standard may not be the right tool for that job either (certainly
debatable). However, it does have some inherently superior qualities with
regard to architectural design. Archtitects throughout the ages have been
trying to come up with an ideal measurement system for architecture
(classical orders, Corbusier, etc.). None have totally succeeded yet. My
argument was that the uniform, unthinking adoption of Metric will set that
progress back, not contribute to it.

Now, I am not saying that Metric is a bad system of measurement. I am merely
saying that it is not really well suited to doing architecture. There are
ways it could be made more suitable, while retaining some of its inherent
benefits, but that is another issue.

Additional note:
Some others have been stating that we need metric to have international
standards of measurement. I argue that these people obviously have little
experience dealing with countries other than their own. Nearly every nation
which uses the metric system uses a slightly different version of it, just
as the American version of British Imperial (known as American Standard) is
not exactly the same as British Imperial. Measurement standards are great
things to pay lip service to, but putting them into practice never seems to
work out as perfectly as their proponents would like. Japanese metric,
Australian Metric, and French Metric all have their quirks and
eccentricities. Granted, these tend to be most pronounced at a small scale
(auto parts, being a major one), but the point is important.

Standards of measurement are tools, nothing more. Different people use
different tools for different jobs. The Metric Gestapo needs to start taking
this into account, as do those who resolutely refuse to consider anything
other than Imperial or Standard. There is plenty of intellectual laziness
being displayed in both camps, on what is really a very simple issue. I
brought this whole subject up just so that people would think about it, and
maybe apply themselves to dreaming up a new standard superior to both.

J. Gregory Wharton
Architect / Philosopher
Seattle, Washington, USA
mail to:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.isomedia.com/homes/ragnar/index.html



Sports Report

*  *  *

During the recent Rugby World Cup, the Director of the BWMA referred to the
"10 yard line", the "25 yard line", etc. in conversation with a South
African supporter, who interrupted with "No, no, you mean metres - we're all
metric now!" Whereupon the Director asked: "What do you call your player in
the no. 9 position?" and the Springbok had to answer, "Scrum half, of
course!" to which the rejoinder was "No, no, you mean scrum 0.5 - we're all
metric now! And what about your nos. 11 and 14?"
"Wing three-quarters, of Course" to which again the counter was "No, no, you
mean wing 0.75 - we're all metric now!"
What use are decimals when the human mind prefers fractions, using factors
that tie in with customary measures?



It is worth noting that, since that letter, the French have found it
necessary to amend the official length of their metre on two more occasions
(having been amended twice prior to that date) whereas the British foot
remains the consistent reference point it has been since it was legally
defined in 1603.

* They must be totally ignorant about the present definitions of Imperial
standards.

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