This is so evil and terrorist in its own way, that I think and hope that
this speech by Mr Robb is just a parody on such appalling attitudes
or on what Bush is *supposed to think*. Just read these sentences:
"Americans are so hungry to kill that we shoot at each other every
day.  We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our
aggression"

Han

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From: "kilopascal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "U.S. Metric Association" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, September 29, 2001 1:11 AM
Subject: [USMA:15418] The speech Bush WANTED to make


 2001-09-28

 I got this today.  I'm sure deep inside a lot of Americans feel the same
way.  With arrogant attitudes like this, it will be almost impossible to get
 Americans to accept metric.

 John

If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer By Mitchell R. Robb

Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences to
the people of New York, Washington, Pennsylvania, and all Americans that are
hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and
everything that
can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the
greatest
country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the
time for
all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one
or
nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for Tuesday's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking
kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone
too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans
are so hungry to kill that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish
that
opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten history?
What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us?
Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over
the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard.
That's
what we in America call a big ass barbecue.

Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it
that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our
lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking
with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is
because it's
too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our
soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't
stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try
to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough
that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch
of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even
smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people
that
have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what
we
do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke
your sorry asses. God bless America!




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