2001-09-28 I got this today. I'm sure deep inside a lot of Americans feel the same way. With arrogant attitudes like this, it will be almost impossible to get Americans to accept metric.
John > > >If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer By Mitchell R. Robb > > > >Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences > to the > >people of New York, Washington, Pennsylvania, and all Americans that are > hurting > >in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that > can > >be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the > greatest > >country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the > time > >for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that > no one > >or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people. > > > >To the people responsible for Tuesday's tragedy, I say this: Are you > fucking > >kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone > too > >long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans > are so > >hungry to kill that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that > >opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten history? > What > >happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember > the > >little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific > and > >roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in > >America call a big ass barbecue. > > > >Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it > that > >way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our > lawns. > >England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the > good > >'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too > hard to > >shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers > aren't > >trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of > cub > >scouts from taking over his shitty little country. > > > >Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and > try to > >hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough > that's > >going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the > >country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even > smells > >like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have > >pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we > do. Go > >ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your > sorry > >asses. God bless America! > > >
