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PENIS TAX .........
> > > The only think IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact > that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 3% of the time it > is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in > the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. > > Issues still under consideration are as follows: > > 1. Are there penalties for early withdrawal? > 2. Do multiple partners count as a corporation? > 3. Are condoms deductible as work clothes? > > Effective 2002-01-01, penises will be taxed according to size: > > a. 20 to 30 cm LUXURY TAX > b. 15 to 20 cm Pole Tax > c. 12 to 15 cm Privilege Tax > d. 10 to 12 cm Nuisance Tax > > NOTE: > Males exceeding 30 cm must file under capital gains. > > Anyone under 10 cm is eligible for a refund. > > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!! |
