[USMA:29345] Thanks...

[Chimpsarecute]

To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters this year: * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.   * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. * I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer. * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. *I stopped buying gas at EXXON-MOBIL * I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain may turn me gay. * I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.   * * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. * I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.   * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993... * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the 15 k$ that  Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. * My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland. * But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 s, a bird will crap on you today at 19:00 h and the price of gas will go to 1.00 $/L , but only at the stations where you buy gas. _________________________________________________________________ Is your PC infected? Get a FREE online computer virus scan from McAfee. Security. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Finance Tax Center - File online. File on time.