----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, March 28, 2004 4:44
PM
Subject: [USMA:29345] Thanks...
To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters this
year:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good
for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
infected
with AIDS. * I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants
because
they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will
drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
*I stopped buying gas at EXXON-MOBIL
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are
nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are
bred in
a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
* * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I
will
get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look
at any
girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my
kidneys and
leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that
was about to die in the hospital about 7000 times. Funny that girl,
she's
been 7 since 1993...
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the 15
k$
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
participated in their
special e-mail program.
* My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland.
* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain
that I
broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell. IMPORTANT
NOTE: If
you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10
s,
a bird will crap on you today at 19:00 h and the price of gas
will go to 1.00 $/L ,
but only at the stations where you buy
gas.
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