Euric, I need your "help".

I got measured up for my Wedding on Saturday, you know for clothes (not what you were thinking about).

It was really really bad because he said inches a lot and used a tape with inches on but Britain is a "metric country". What made it worse is that he was really young and only "old people know imperial".

I'm a bit concerned though. You taught us (from Australia) that here in Britain we will be ditching imperial for our clothes sizes and having really good metric ones in October.

October is when I'm getting married!!!

Therefore do you think I should call the shop up and speak to the lad and say lots of bad things about the "FFU" and then say that all the labels will be wrong and my wedding will be ruined?

Or shall I call the police closer to the time and have him prosecuted?

I'm scared because I don't want to be in a position where my clothes mean nothing in October.

Could the use of inches cause a divorce? Or even worse for the world economy to collapse?

I've got the DJ to order only metric records by the way.

Of course this means we'll be listening to "I come from a land down under" by "Men at work" over and over again.

Heck! They say "six foot four" in that song!

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