As a unit of measure, the pole would disappear completely (although I think
it probably already has).
 
"I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole" should remain, unaltered, as
the metaphor it always was, along with "seven-league boots" and
non-metaphorical names like inch worm. Idiots like Hannity can't see beyond
conversion tables and don't (or won't) understand that, in any case, there's
no point it trying to convert rough estimates using absolute precision. My
suggestion that he (and others like him) won't understand it is because he's
simply a blow-hard alarmist who will say anything, however stupid, to make
(or believe he's making) his point.
 
Bill 
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Bill Potts
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Roseville, CA
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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of David
Sent: Saturday, January 10, 2009 10:18
To: U.S. Metric Association
Subject: [USMA:42288] Re: the metric system, bureaucracy, and, uh, sodomy?


Yeah, I saw that. That's such a shame, because they're really grasping at
straws. The metric system is fine in day-to-day life. People think meters
are too big? Every person in every other country would think feet are too
small. And if metrication were done correctly the pole would be rounded down
to 3 meters. ;)

People always tell me that we shouldn't transition because people don't want
it, but I say that people don't know what they want. If people were educated
about the metric system, and I mean everyone and not just students, then the
stigma would go away.

--- On Sat, 1/10/09, Victor Jockin <[email protected]> wrote:



From: Victor Jockin <[email protected]>
Subject: [USMA:42287] Re: the metric system, bureaucracy, and, uh, sodomy?
To: "U.S. Metric Association" <[email protected]>
Date: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 6:07 PM


Here's another amusing one that I found on the Hannity forum that Paul
mentioned a while back.  Maybe some of you saw it:

Every country that uses metrics is either Socialist, Fascist or Communist. I
don't want to give up our Republican form of government just so some
engineers don't have to use a calculator. Metricfied expressions like: "I
wouldn't touch that with a 3.048 meter pole" doesn't make sense and seems
dumb to say. What about membership in the "1760 Meter High Club"? It sounds
stupid!

Say NO to metrics!

There's a pretty strong positive relationship between support for
metrication and educational attainment.  Also, social conservatives are
generally fearful of instability or change.  Those two attributes -- low
intelligence, and a belief the world is full of scary people who must be
stopped -- produces some hilarious prose.  Now if only there were fewer such
people out there.
  

From: Paul  <mailto:[email protected]> Trusten 
Sent: 01/10/2009 9:30 AM
To: U.S.  <mailto:[email protected]> Metric Association 
Subject: [USMA:42286] the metric system, bureaucracy, and, uh, sodomy?

What we'll be confronting as U.S. metrication approaches--extracted from a
corner of Facebook:
 
WHY PEOPLE HATE IT

There is a good reason why people only adopt the metric system when they are
forced to by unjust, bureaucratic governments:

Because it is inferior, for day-to-day use. Systems which naturally evolved
for the convenience of the user are almost always better than systems set up
by ivory tower academics, and this is a perfect example of that.

 

        

 <http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&id=632219367> Virginia D.
Templeton wrote
at 3:34pm on January 6th, 2009
The metric system is of the Devil. It was, after all, created by a cabal of
God-hating French sodomites to make their genitalia sound bigger when
bragging to potential same-sex "lovers" with the hope of picking them up for
a night of wicked, debauched, feces-smeared buggery in the back room of some
rat-infested "fromagerie." God hates it.
 
I just thought I'd offer this up, because there are a lot of people in the
U.S. who missed, or preferred to miss, the entire 1970s U.S. metrication
movement, and will find 21st-century metrication just as objectionable, with
the old religious and armchair-mathematics objections resurfacing.
Unfortunately, "metric system" is a phrase that is still used either as a
threat or as a joke among Americans. We shall need strong leadership to take
us to our goal.
Paul Trusten, R.Ph.
Public Relations Director
U.S. Metric Association, Inc.
www.metric.org    
3609 Caldera Blvd. Apt. 122
Midland TX 79707-2872 US
+1(432)528-7724
[email protected]



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