You could always just ask them “what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow”?

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It is very easy to demonstrate to a class of Freshman the stupidity of the 
Imperial System used in the USA.


  1.  Teach then about a cigarette – a legal length in Texas
  2.  Tell them about stones once in class and the use it in the exam
  3.  Use barley corns
  4.  A llath is a great UK unit – it is legal in the UK so I tell me students 
it is acceptable here
  5.  Do all board work in feet and change to inches in the exam --

Then set a math  problem –

A building weighs  4000000 stone, what is the ground pressure if the building 
is 2/3 of a cigarette by 200 llaths in kg/ squared bc.

Who said you cannot fix stupid.



John Nichols

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