I would like to ask the candidates for president: 1) You're 2 hours into an install-fest, surrounded by 7 newbies brimming with questions, and you're really hungry. Arby's is running a "5 for 5" special. They don't deliver. What do you do?
2) The mailing list is aflame with off-topic posts about emacs and vi. Secretly, you prefer Microsoft Word, but in public you claim pico is superior. What do you do? 3) A local millionaire offers you $100,000 USD to send out bulk email. He assures you, with a slight chuckle, that the recipients were "opt-in." What is your plan of action? 4) Midway through your presidency, a hot-shot UUG'er starts a rebellion that threatens to result in a political coup d'etat for you (an ousting if you will.) You discover that his/her UUG account password is the same one to his/her online banking and email. How do you proceed? 5) After a few too many root beers at your local pool hall, your VP publicly divulges the UUG ultra-secret agenda, that the SSS CD is really a trojan horse virus which DDOSs apple.com (no one likes Macs anyway...) How do you "discretely arrange" for the VPs dismissal? 6) At a social event in full swing, you bump into Darl McBride. Though you are skeptical at first, it doesn't take long for you to become converted to SCO's side. Darl gives you a nice SCO Rules! tee-shirt, which you accidentally wear to the next UUG meeting. UUGers get a good laugh, but then someone picks up a folded paper which had slipped unnoticed from you pocket. Unfolding the note, they discover a transaction receipt for your purchase of 10,000 shares of SCO stock. Using your foreign language of choice and in only 30 words, how do you calm the ensuing ravenous crowd? Ok. That�s enough for now. mrb ____________________ BYU Unix Users Group http://uug.byu.edu/ ___________________________________________________________________ List Info: http://uug.byu.edu/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/uug-list
